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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

by no u too February 19, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

8πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? β€œYour girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by HitsBluntGuy May 13, 2018

12πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


love love and love love to see your mom

When you love to see your mom.

I'll talk tomorrow love love and love love to see your mom

by Irreduzibel March 1, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž