An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,
Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp
Usually someone who has an unrequited crush on an individual. Usually it can be on someone they know in person, or an actor or fictional character they’ve grown fond of. They usually go out of their way to help their crush and be friendly to them, and or think about them constantly.
“ I think I’m kinda a simp for Legolas. His character development is so outrageously intriguing and attractive, I always blush whenever I see him on screen uwu”
Freckles: Damn Obama's kinda hot tho
Nia: Freckles you goddamn simp