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The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.
The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?
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when a person has anal sex and when he ejaculates it dribbles down to her vagina
Dufwace:Arghh dude you were conceived by bum cum dribble
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Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.
When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!
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When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers
cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
The cum stop refers to the packed poo up a persons ass that comes from a solid anal sex session, the packed poo acts as a barrier that prevents all cum deposits from going up any further. When the person goes to take a shit for
the first time after the anal sex session the cum stop shit drops from their ass as they are going to sit on the toilet and before they get on toilet seat. This free falling shit is known as the cum stop drop.
Before I had even got to the toilet I knew the ‘Cum stop drop’ was always going to be happening, it was the perfect blend of poo and cum!!
A Neo-American dish, popularized by online "e-culture" that consists of a hotdog placed in a jar and ejaculated on by one or multiple persons, then sealed up and fermented for around few hours to a few months (affects flavor intensity). After fermentation, it is put on a musky smelling bun, (typically achieved by rubbing it on male testes) and topped off with mayonnaise, nacho cheese, and leftover aged semen from the fermentation jar.
Alternatively, this can be done with female ejaculation and appropriately be called "Squirt Glizzy Supreme". Alterations to this recipe include putting brown sugar on the now female musky bun, and topping it off with caramel, strawberry syrup, and cotton candy, with the leftover liquid now being used to glaze the bun.
Male 1: Dude, where have you been!?
Male 2: I just escaped! That E-girl locked me up in a dungeon and force fed me a Cum Glizzy Supreme of my own making!
Male 1: Holy shit! Tell me where she is, I need to get me some- I mean, report her to the cops!
Male 2: Hold on, what the FUCK!?!?
A group of males squat around a cookie and jack-off, releasing their ejaculate onto said cookie. The man who finishes last must consume the cookie.
Did you see John totally lose the cookie cum challenge? He ate the cookie in one bite.