Random
Source Code
Random
Was gizzed on in their eye after givin head
Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?
Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!
7👍 14👎
Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever
Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.
11👍 25👎
When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
15👍 40👎
When a man is receiving oral sex and the female looks upward as she is blowing the male. Is best when two or more are all fish eyeing at the same time.
Guy 1: Man does that chick love to give a blowjob!
Guy 2: Yeah - but does she fish eye?
Guy 1: Of course - don't they all?
2👍 30👎
Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
6👍 12👎
when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.
dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass
7👍 15👎
Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
9👍 21👎