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October 31 is Halloween, but also it’s kiss a Jack day.
Girl: Do you know what today is?
Jack: October 31st so Halloween?
Girl: Yea but also Kiss a Jack day.
National break a light day. Go break all your lights and go trick or treating with no lights.
Today is National break a light day. On October 31 break all the lights in your house.
iTS OCTOBER 31 WHICH IS HALLOWEEEN DUMBASS WHY YOU SEARING THIS UP JK BUT TIME TO EAT ALL YOUR SIBLINGS CANDY JK UNLESS......
PERSON: HEY WHATS TODAYS DATE, I DONT HAVE MY PHONE ON ME
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU
YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY
Bow down to queen Joseph day!!! You have to kiss the hem of his robes and do whatever he says. He is queen Joseph because he misgenders people and is homophobic so we misgender him.
Person 1: Hey did you know its October 31st?
Person 2: Yea!
Person 1: Lets go bow down to queen Joseph
national kick your tall friend day because you already know you can’t slap em
short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*
Slap Emily day if you have a friend called Emily slap her!!!!!
Friend 1:hi Emily it’s October 31.
*Friend 1 slaps her*