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Ice Cream Blow Job

1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).

2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.

1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.

2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!

by Lewisville Slugga March 10, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

by Tiggol biddies April 19, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Kid Day Jobs

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.

Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.

by drivingsnowstorms September 27, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

by Steven Moon June 24, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Habanera Hand Job (HHJ)

When someone dices up 1 or many Habanera peppers into a paste, rubs the paste all over their hands, then proceeds to administrate a hand job to some lucky recipient.

I thought I was gonna get lucky with Lucy, but the burning on my schlong indicated that she had given me the Habanera Hand Job (HHJ).

by mawheele January 14, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 3, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž