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It's piss what else did you think it was... It's that water like liquid that comes out of a dick when you need to go "number one"
Not to be confused with cum the primarily slimier, stickier and white liquid
Jim: "Afk, I need to take a piss"
Jimothy: "Ight, too much info though"
When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today
Dude 2 That sucks.
The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
“They’re spilling nothing but the truth over here”
“Omg spilled rat piss”
The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.
Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.