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Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...
When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said
When you take components from a cigarette butt (filter and the dry burnt tabacco) to make a new (more unhealthy) rolled cigar
It is called Frank from frankentein's monster
Because you graft many cigarettes into a new one
I didn't have filters or tabacco yesterday so I made myself a Rolled Frank Cigarret
When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.
Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.
Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.
A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.
Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”