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Baby fever induced by a cute man
Bitchboy: I wanna have this dude's baby right fucking now I wanna be bent over already.
Bitchboy 2: L + ratio + eri moment
something so silly and backwards it has to be called out
Alice: i was chopping wood with a pickaxe and mining stone with an axe
Me: alice moment
When you think an abbreviation means something but you are completely wrong.
"Fuck I thought LOL meant lots of lolis, but meant laugh of loud, thats a lolisalt moment.
At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.
A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.
B: You WHAT!
A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.
B: Knife moment...
A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.
Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"
Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"
when someone leaves someone else on read, delivered, and or liked.
person 1: wahahah, i just witnessed an adventure moment happen right before my eyes
person 2: dude what happened lmfao
person 1: my friend left someone on liked and blocked 2 mins into the conversation