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Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023


Moment whore

A person who agrees to anything in the moment, and will sometimes abandon you for a conflicting moment. Although sometimes annoying, this person is generally enjoyable to hang with because they are down for anything as long as they feel included

Megan told me she’d split a 6 pack and then abandoned me to split wine with Lauren,, she’s such a moment whore

by Campminihaha October 3, 2021


Hien Moment

When a friend of yours acts really really gay.

Bro Baniel is having a huge hien moment

by Waniel white October 21, 2022


canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016


Tab Moment

When you're having a conversation with someone, but it suddenly gets lost in translation because the other person confuses them self based on their own words. Then their stupid confusion makes you confused then you just have to drop the conversion because it just got way too confusing. You can refer it to as a dumb white bitch moment

I was talking to my girl about whiskey, but then she had a Tab moment because she confused Jim, jack, and Johnny for guys she hooked up with

by Hopingforfaith June 22, 2015


Papita Swoop Moment

A moment where a thing/you are or something happening that's exciting, cute and epic at the same time

Woah!! That's so cute and epic!! It made me all excited!!

That's a real Papita Swoop Moment right there!!

by VasilMikael May 7, 2020


Kathy Moment

When you're about to say something and you completely forget or you're flapping your arms getting overly excited about something

Oh Oh Ohh! ... wait just kidding i forgot..haha i had a kathy moment ! *flapping arms*

by kayybabyyy June 9, 2011