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Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

by The People's Chump January 17, 2023


three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

by BigKJS November 24, 2016


life is what you make it

A cliche of debatable validity.

On one side, this phrase may be seen to be reassuring, allowing a person to accept the ills of their life, whatever those might be, with grace, knowing that with effort, or wisdom, those ills can be surmounted, or even changed into something positive.

On the other side, this meaning can be seen to be irrelevant; the phrase ultimately becomes empty, asking a person to acquiesce to, in the form of the acceptance of "the good with the bad", the ill of the modern world in any or all of its forms.

Torture Victim 1: Life is what you make it. They cut off our hands. At least we don't need 'em to eat with. No food tonight.

by little67112 April 12, 2011

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hard knocks life

life of a hustler

we livef in hard knocks

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

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real life human being

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

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Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

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Meaning of life, the universe, and everything

42

Uncultured swine: what’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Cultured person: 42

by Ε“l June 19, 2022

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