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Tits on a House

Very cool, awesome, great, outstanding, etc.

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"

by TheGeekyC January 26, 2017


Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.

Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.

by TitsFromDahisar November 8, 2019


rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017


Bottomless Tit

a person with big ass TITTIES

Michaela has some bottomless tits

by @hbk._.kk on insta January 16, 2020


Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021


Gay Tits

Also known as: Gay Titties

Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.

Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.

Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.

Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.

Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!

Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.

by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020


Tit-Jam

Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.

Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.

by Got-Jam February 22, 2020