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The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters
“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”
The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
May 12th
Tell your brother how much you love them or show them
You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!
It is a national holiday on the 18th feb. This day on the 18th of february everyone who identifies as a paris. Yes even the Eiffel Tower haha silly me. Paris has to get bullied it’s just a fact.
Someone might say“oi paris you are so silly” and it would be fine because of the day it is. “haha as it’s national bully paris day it’s okay!”
On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")
sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy
September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people
National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5
August 14th is National Thigh Picture Day, so if you ask any girl to send you thigh pics, they have to!
Josh: Bro! Today is National Thigh Picture Day
You: Really? Did you ask any girls for thigh pics yet?