n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.
Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"
To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.
Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.
Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.
Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?
Person #3: huh?
Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.
A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.
Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.
Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
something i made up ;-; when you dont wanna cus then just say this or something eles.
fudge butter dude this game sucks! >:(