Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.

5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day

This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!

Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day

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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

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i had sexual intercourse with ur mom

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it

Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr

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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

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