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Laugh from someone, pointing someone's flaws.
Don't piss to me boy. - don't laugh from me boy.
He pissed to me. - he said upsetting thing s that I'm not agreeing with.
When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.
Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.
me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"