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when you have big double chin
“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*
“Oh.”
A disgusting food to eat. Period.
Your not going to want to eat that chocolate potato
Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.
Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.
To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.