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This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.
Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that
When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.
“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”
When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.
“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”
To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick
"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii
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When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”