The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
the rat dat like chocolate is an innocent rat from rats united just trying to have a good time hehe hes so cool and cute and cuddly heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehe he is unlike the other rats
yo the rat dat like chocolate is over there
When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
Chocolate vanillia swirl is the term used when there us more black people in the room then white people.
(johnny sins, steve harvey and, lebron james anre getting steamy in bed)
johnny sins: ugh i love two bbcs at once
steve Harvey: damn right johnny i love myself a chocolate vanillia swirl
Someone who is into poop Fetishes or has a kink for poops of all kinds. They may worship or find poop sexually arousing
He is the only person I know that loves worshiping chocolate. He told me the other day to shit in his mouth for $80 and I said I'd poop in a bag and sent mail instead. He complied