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When you want to make a cool joke for your friends but you don't know what to say, so you splash a 4 ounce pour of Booker into your own eyes while screaming as a funny prank.
internally man, this is going to be hilarious
*does the whiskey eyes thing*
externally *crying and screaming/wheezing*
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A chinese persons eyes that are half open and half closed at the same time even tho its impossible!
ryan hu is a chink who is smart but his eyes are half open n half closed
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A condition where someone always thinks that what they don't have is better than what they have, i.e. that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
"Why's Shane hitting on that ho? His girl is fly."
"Dog, you know he got that green eye."
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Rob Halford is a brown eye baller. He likes his dudes dressed in leather.
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The figurative color you get in your eye when searching for pot.
He has green-eye. I think it's pretty self explainitory
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The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
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