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The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
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Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.
Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.
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Scott, Mark M., Epp, and Mark (who took over for Jonah) make up Red Wanting Blue.
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Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.
This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."
A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."
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its when your 360 plays with your emotions!!! when you turn it on expecting to kill some noobs in modern warfare 2 just to look up and see the red ring of death which indicates microsoft has just fucked u for 200 bucks cause now it is nothing more then a paperweight it's done its dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hateroner on phone:what up my nigga
friend:chillin bout to roll up some haze playing mw2 u??
hateroner: word!!! imma hop on now!!!!
(3 seconds later)
Hateroner: Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!! u 360!!!!!!!!
friend: dawg whats up????
Hateroner: nigga i just got the red ring of death
friend:lol
Hateroner:not fucking funny i knew i should have bought a ps3
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when a guy eats a girl out on her period
did you get your red wings award tonight steven?
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The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.
Red Sox fans need to get laid.
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