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1) Growing mushrooms.
2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.
2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.
When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.
Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
Getting hair and makeup done for holidays by professionals
“Maria isn’t a fancy Mexican, she’s just regular”
Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot