person 1: OMG SIMP, please help me!
person 2: OMG there really is a squirrel in your pants
Sniper
Initiated
Monkey
withbigPenis
Simp means sniper initiated monkey
with big
Penis
Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.
Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.
Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.
Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
"Hey Cait, look who is coming in the room"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
Simp stands for "straight in my pussy" thats why so many woman also "simp" for others, especially fictional characters.
A group of simps is called a "stampede of straights" because only straight people use the word "simp" seriously.
"I'm such a simp for Katsuki Bakugou" "For real? why don't you simp for someone like Shawn Mendes"
A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.
You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.
Person 1: Bro, that guy is such a simp
Person 2: oh yeah, that’s Jack