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When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
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when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!
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Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".
My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.
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A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
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Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.
after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.
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When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's
A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.
"Whose Steve Jobs?"
"Steve Jobs my balls."