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it's a guy named Craig Federighi.he is running and acting he have 10000000000000000000000000 aura and rizz until someone want to see his apple pencil
P1:Samsung SAM is better!!!!
P2:Nah,the apple guy is better.
A man who's into a women's boobs in an outsize manner in relation to the rest of her. A boobs guy will often go after and tolerate fat chicks many men wouldn't because the sole thing he cares about are her gigantic boobs.
"Do you get why Nick is into Sarah? She's huge!"
"Dude Nick's a boobs guy, he'll go for a chick no matter what she looks like as long as she has huge tits."
Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.
Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture
Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.
Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.
cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.
Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.