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The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
Motivate someone by insulting them.
I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.
We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.
LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.
Manly known as Joshua name created by a close friend of his name unknown he is tall slender and very acknowledge able girls who has been with him will fall for his charm and top soil ;)
Sup mnr piss heeeeyyy there andy
The day after you go out and bury about 20 beers and you take a piss at work and the bubbles literally come over the bowl like a head of a frosty draft beer.
Did you see middle stall? Some asshole went out last night because the froth of his piss was coming over the bowl. That prick is pissing suds
when your piss and instead of saying peace your saying piss
timmy:im pissed
me; your gay
timmy; stupid piss of shit
When you wake up in the morning and you take a piss and its so much that it can almost fill a shasta soda bottle.
Wooooo I woke up this morning, ran to the bathroom and had to take a Shasta piss. I was standing there for almost 2 minutes striaght!
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