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These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.
Ryan: What super powers?
Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
A type of waldadash that is made of water. It can live in any form of water, anywhere and it is a lower level so it can be avoided easily. (like water bending, ik, sick burn)
A water waldadash can only travel by water and cannot hurt you if you don't have a glass of fucking water you carry on you all the fucking time
A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.
Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!