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when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!
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Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".
My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.
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A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
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Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.
after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.
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When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's
"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."
-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.
Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"
Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"
A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.
"Whose Steve Jobs?"
"Steve Jobs my balls."