Chocolate the pig

An absolute UNIT of a pig. Very athletic, smart, funny, cool and can defeat any enemies. Chocolate the pig has a record of always getting the Angry Bird's eggs whilst doing a little trolling. Him and his friends would and still do always take down the birds and are unstoppable. Chocolate the pig has many good friends like Holeman, Pig C-O, The Blues, Minipig and very rarely he might team up with blackbird/bomb. together Chocolate and his friends make actual gods.

1: Chocolate the pig is here! We're saved.

2: I wonder how many eggs Chocolate the pig has.

Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.

I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.

Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates