today is December 6th and since you are a jerk, I name this day after you.
It's jerk people's national day!
hey dickhead, congratulations! happy your day, it's December 6th, jerk people's national day. have a shitty time, JERK!
December 6th is jerk people's national day.
It's december 6th , You are a jerk, happy your day jerk!
Official lick your queen's feet day. Also feed her cuz she's a bit hungry.
Hey sup bratz! It's December 6th.
National get drunk like a whale day
Person 1: HEY wanna get hammered tonight??
Person 2: I can't! It's a school night!!
Person 1: You have to it's december 6th!
Person 2: Okay less gooo!!
National Be Proud of your Girlfriend day
Show your boo how much you appreciate her.
Especially if her name is Viktoria.
Not only on December 6th it should be on every day.
A: „Why do you like her so much?“
J: „Are you blind? Look at her. She‘s the cutest and most beautiful girl on this planet.
I love her <3“
National Eddie asks Alaina out (or vice versa)
December 6th
Eddie: hey Alaina I like you wanna go to the movies?
Alaina: sure!