Doubles Pocket Pool

An up-close and personal game in which an individual "hosts" a visitor's hand(s) in their pants in a rousing game of ball handling (Pocket Pool). Variations include "mixed" doubles and "grass court" venue...

Hey babe, how's about a game of Doubles Pocket Pool?

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texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

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Double j/k

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.

Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;

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TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.

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Double cap snap

like the word cap but better.

That's double cap snap, I DID walk the dog!

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dirty double

When a female cuts off her significant other's penis, then proceeds to stick up her vagina while having sex with with someone else.

So she cut it off and did the dirty double with Mike.

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size double zero

a size a skinny as bitch wears

shaquisha: DAMN! loook at that skinny ass bitch with her size double zero pants!

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