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When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person
This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;
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This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
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1.Instead of saying "fuck my life" , say "buck my life. "
The short way to say buck my life , is bml. Like fuck my life (fml) but with a B.
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The biggest cult in central Florida.
"Welcome to New Life Christian Fellowship! Where Jesus is Lord and People are Silenced!" - Dictator
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a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles
"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?
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Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.
I'm the fuck of your young life.
She'd be the fuck of your young life.
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a phrase used when someone makes a mistake or says or does something stupid.
"Why did the chicken cross the road, to be cooked." john said. "Get yo life togetha idiot."
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