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November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day
For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!
On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!
It means to kiss a soccer girl
When you are talking to someone (in the hall for example) and you can taste and feel their breath fly into your mouth.
Kanye: Dude, I was talking to Whoopi when she Air Kissed me.
Dre: Uh, dat s*** musta been disgusting
Kanye: I know cus!!
Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
The best 5th generation girl group consisting of Natty, Haneul, Julie and Belle. Kiss of life is a group which is breathing in a new scene to kpop referenced to the term ‘Kiss of Life’ a form of giving cpr. Kiss of life have the title of Monster rookies with their explosive rookie performances and music giving them 12 wins! (The first kpop 5th gen girl group to do so)
They have their 5th gen it girl in their group, Natty. Who has the most brand deals, endorsements, viral trends, publicity, fame, a successful solo and more
Kissy: I stan the best girl group!
Local: Who?
Kissy: Kiss of life, they’re also having a pre release on July 1st, with ‘sticky’ and their full album REM on October!
Local: That’s so cool I’ll have to check them out and stream them
Kissys: Nal ttara heundeureonwa heundeureonwa baby
STAN KISS OF LIFE FOR A BETTER LIFE
I have honestly no clue what this is supposed to mean but it's a song by Sade and it f*cking slaps
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly led me to you
Look at the sky
It's the colour of love
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly came down from above
He led me to you
He led me to you
He built a bridge to your heart, all the way
How many tons of love inside? I can't say
When I was led to you
I knew you were the one for me
I swear whole world could feel my heartbeat
When I lay eyes on you
I-I-I-I-I
You wrapped me up in the colour of love
You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life