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The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.
Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.
Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period
I had to take the Mexican Detour
When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.
"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."
when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.
anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines
wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?
zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.
A Mexican quarter is when there is a hole in the bottom of a man's trouser pocket. Through this hole the man can access the head of his penis. Upon request the man can show his Mexican quarter out of his trouser pocket.
Tom, can I borrow a dollar? No, but you can have this Mexican quarter Larry. Tom, what is a Mexican quarter? Tom then proceeds to present his Mexican quarter to Larry.