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When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.
Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass
Why you acting like a piss ass
A robot stolen from a company and modified to piss beer in a cup.
Jane - I'm gonna put my cup on the ground to get beer
Piss bot- PIIISH
When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?
I accidentally poo pissed at my cousins house.
A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
The master of piss and pissing
j: who are you?
d: I am the piss master