Careful For What You Wish For is used to warn a person about their wish they want to come true and tell them that it might not the thing they will envison later on.
Person 1: Man, I wish to become a successful hiphop rapper!
Person 2: Careful what you wish for though! it might come at you ten fold in the most unexpected way.
A word that no guy would let slide
Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought”
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*
A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.
That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.
Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?
What about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. It would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus.
We're going out to Australia tomorrow, wanna come?
"What about my dog"
It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.
True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa
Something you say to a gay person, letting them know that you know they’re gay
“I know what you are, Will Byers”