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A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited
Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
A gay orgie of old people
My grand parents had a fruit cake
last night
When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.
Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.
It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.
When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.
Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.