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A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
hen a woman sit/hovers their bare crotch on a mans chin while facing him putting the bottom of there Vulva on the man's lip.
Allowing the man to stick out their tongue and lick and kiss it.
(The woman is allowed to move positions to move closer and to further and also push the man in further during the process)
Girll: My boyfriend gives me the best tulip kisses
Girl2: girl i don't even know about your sex life
November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day
For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!
On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!
It means to kiss a soccer girl
When you are talking to someone (in the hall for example) and you can taste and feel their breath fly into your mouth.
Kanye: Dude, I was talking to Whoopi when she Air Kissed me.
Dre: Uh, dat s*** musta been disgusting
Kanye: I know cus!!
Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.