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call of duty modern warfare 2

The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94

Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral

Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral.

by grandeRoOsTeR94..(xbox live) March 30, 2011

56πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


my drink and my 2-step

All you need to be incredibly fly and kick anyones ass.

I got my drink and my 2-step, it's on!

by MADELiNEEE January 4, 2008

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

34πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

The game that has some advantages over Black Ops, but also has disadvantages to it. Has a ton of unneccisary killstreaks and attachements, nothing takes skill, and people run rampant with random grenades, noob-tubes, and the Famas. (Also M16, M4, MP5K, ect.)

P1: Wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?!

P2: Nah, people do gay shit on that. Fuckin' noobtubes.

by McJagged June 18, 2011

37πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Plants Vs Zombies 2

Plants Vs Zombies 2 but made by EA, that was saved by everything else that wasn't EA in my opinion.

1. I don't have any ideas for Plants Vs Zombies 2.

1. Here have an unfinished skit to make up for it.

by APersonThatLikesChomperFromPvZ March 15, 2021

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


I got 2 phones

The phrase β€œI got 2 phones” originated from a song called β€˜2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with β€˜2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags

A type of malt liquor and 2 joints of marijuana as featured in the song "Crazy Rap" by Afroman.

Dawg, I was out my mind last night. I had a colt 45 and 2 zig zags.

by pokesfan2010 July 11, 2011

48πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž