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The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.
Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”
Kostas: “disgusting”
Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
P1-Do you know joe?
P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose
The opposite of Joe Mama . This can imply to anything who can say. It doesn't even half to make sense.
Man: You know who is in your house?
Man 2: Joe Daddy was in your house
Girl: How are you today?
Boy: Joe Daddy
Boy: You Know who is better than Eminem?
Boy 2: Who?
Boy: Joe Daddy is better than Eminem?
The act of filling a condom with maggots and pleasuring yourself with it
I got so horny last night I had to make a wriggly joe
When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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