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You think your godlike? Have you ever HEARD of pizza rolls?
When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.
Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.
The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.
Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday
Person 2: what happened
Person 1: I egg rolled her