bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

nigge bean

the nigge bean is a vary rare type of black bean.

yo you got the "nigge bean"

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better

Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean

Beaned on

To demoralize, roast, diss, shit on, etc

beaned on

beaning on

(to) bean on

Mike: “This team is trash! We’re beaning on them.”
Hunter: “Yea they’re getting beaned on.”

Coolio beans

Just a simpler way of saying "aight, I agree/disagree shut up now"

A: "I want KFC"
B: "Coolio beans"

awesome beans

Awesome beans is a vernacular which describes the process of super cooling beans to make them super coolducting. The terms is predominantly used in Rackspace to define the awesome work done by the Identity Ops team

"Hey Team, just wanted to let everybody know that AE tokens was enabled
for all Rackers this morning in production"

"Awesome beans folks!!!! :)"