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Did you hear him bring up Trump at Christmas.. it was some water on the sleeve.
it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.
"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"
water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old
"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"
When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.
WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?
When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?
(Me) "sugar cube water"
(sister) JErk
an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.
Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.
Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.
Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating