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To liquify things in acid, likely people.
Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.
The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
My friend smells like butter jerky.
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !
Hey man, I need some peenut butter to go with my poo
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A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
Sandwiching a man between two lubed up girls.
Yeah nigga they were buttering me up all night.