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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024


Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

by GustavoS June 4, 2013


Bulgarian Kiss

Kissing butt cheeks to butt cheeks. The tighter the seal, the more intimate the kiss.

Drew gave jumbo a Bulgarian kiss last night. Now Drew is preggers.

by Commish Butt Fuk February 6, 2017


Kiss your friend

On October 30 You have to kiss your friend (doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl) and tell them why love them ....or just tell them you u kiss them (kiss them on the cheek)

Friend: “why you kiss me in the cheek for?”
Me: “because I love you and you are one of a kind
Kiss your friend day

by I’m so freaking lonely October 19, 2019


pressure kiss

Noun- a kiss with more pressure on the lips compared to a usual kiss

Verb- the action of kissing in a way that involves more pressure on the lips compared to a usual kiss

"Whats your favorite way to kiss?"
"Probably a pressure kiss"

by .--------------------------. September 20, 2017


no kiss august

No affectionate or friendly kisses, love and romance, sexiness, cosmetics and beauty, and in some cases, sassiness to anybody

Boy: hey
Girl:hey, yk what month it is?
Boy: yea its no kiss August
Girl: yea

by Lucy pucy November 27, 2024


muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021