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when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)
also slang for blowjob
brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"
When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.
person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.
Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"
Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."
All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"
when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.
girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!
girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!
When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.
I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.
1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.
This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.
Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!
Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.
Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?
Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.
Steve: Nice.
When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."