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Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 22, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get your poop in a group

A less rude way of saying "get your shit in a sock."

Your crap is scattered everywhere! Get your poop in a group, let's get out of here.

by BarnacleWes December 30, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese whiz poop

When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.

"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"

by Honey Blumpkins January 21, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


woop de doop poop

a famous phrase used by brandon di camilo o sooo good tastes like fryon. used mainly by the coolest of people in online games. users of this catch phrase include necros, and haggard.

woop de doop poop. i like chocolate . . .

by necros April 7, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020

82๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž