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When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled
To get safe. To have a safety meeting .not referring to say or type your state/city. To smoke/vape .
Roll call 5 4 3 2 1 🚀🚀🚀🚀😎💨💨💨
Roll call is a mandatory meeting for your car. When the shot caller tells everyone to go out to the yard, you have to show your face or lose the protection and respect of your car.
“The shot caller called the whole car out to the yard for roll call.”
When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud
Woke up in the morning and decided to give the thots a roll call for breakfast
Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!
'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'
This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”