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clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013


slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 December 23, 2017


slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018


Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD March 21, 2016


Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019


Slapped

When something hits different.

That music slapped last night!

by myduck June 4, 2022


Slapped

Irish slang for falling
Us Irish are very sarcastic so when we say we slapped off the ground it was probably only a tumble

“I slapped last night
Hahaha

by Not Bobbi Cahill April 14, 2021