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trying to deep-talk your way to sunday morning with your crush but get interrupted by your sixteen yr old who wants to discuss the us election.
"i miss you like the deserts miss the rain. Yeah Trump might be in deep trouble facing all kinds of allegations plus remember all the official folks, fbi, cia, and the media he tried to knock down? theyre all coming back for him. And i miss you like the lizzards miss the pain."
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Someone who is a horrible person because they have all the bad attributes. Such as being scary, greedy, weird ect
WOW, he is such a ronald mcdonald trump
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The area of skin between a man's scrotum and anus.
Well Mr. Phillips, it seems that you have an abnormal growth on your trump
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TDS, it's the acute onset of paranoia in leftists, democrats & fake news media triggered by any Donald Trump's action.
For instance, if Trump said the sky's blue, fake news media would discredit his statement, bring experts on their platform explaining atmospheric physics & that it's only perceived that way due to scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere & blue has the shortest wavelength.
Other example, if Donald Trump was caught drinking milk, fake news media will call him racist cause milk's racist cause it's white & not inclusive.
Biden experienced TDS when he called Trump xenophobic when Trump tweeted that he's closing the borders with China in the start of the pandemic.
TDS is also characterized by making things up on Trump like the Russia hoax & the Ukraine phone call.
Big Tech also fell ill from TDS early January 2021 when they banned Trump from their platforms after he allegedly was somehow accused of inciting violence during the storming of the US capitol incident. Despite the fact his speech few hours before never fueled any violence & neither did his tweets.
Democrats were quicker than speed of light in drawing up articles of impeachment although he already had less than 2 weeks in office, they were hoping if the new Senate impeached him, he won't be able to run again, as they'll always be afraid of him.
It's highly contagious infection, it's believed to transmit through brainwashing, being a leftist, democrat, watching leftists propaganda media like CNN
Leftist sheep: Did you Trump today he cited some statistics showing that the black community has very good employment numbers
Normal human being: Yes, that's a very good thing
Leftist sheep: Dude, what's your problem, these statistics are false.
Normal human being: Why? How so?
Leftist sheep: Because, math is racist you bigot! WTF!
Normal human being: Man you are experiencing Trump derangement syndrome ...("Walks away to avoid infection")
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Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.
To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.
Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.
to be a hypocrite; or, to be a two-faced piece of shit
OMG! Don't pull a donald trump on me.