Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

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A Good Old Fucky-Wucky-Nathan-Ducky

My penis

I just nicknamed my dick A Good Old Fucky-Wucky-Nathan-Ducky, Brian.

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hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchu

niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

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Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1

It is a saying equivalent to "talk to you later."

John: "Ight nigga, I gotta be out"
Ron: "Oh for real. Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1"

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slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal

1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

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I'm here for a good time not a long time

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda

VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time

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